See, I know your secret. I know how you work.
I could make the most kickass rifferiffic, trashtalktastic vid I could and it would go right over your heads.
I could rant on and on about what pathetic, stupid, worthless excuses for living beings you are and you would either profess to take pride in these flaws or say something to the effect of
"look at him freak out lol"
That wouldn't do at all...
Some try to fight you on your level, some flat-out ignore you, but I found an even better way, no, the best way to beat you.
I shot you in the kneecaps, and then took away your weapons.
On Youtube I made my fake preview video, trashed those of you who commented and then deleted your comments.
On Ask, I put you in their places, showed you just how ineffective your attempts to fool or intimidate me were, and took away the option to ask anonymously.
On Twitter, the same thing. Give you the middle finger and slam the door in your faces.
If there's anything that could be called a troll's kryptonite, it's getting not just ignored, but silenced.
I've told you before you won't make me stop, now you know I've found a way to stop you.
I can shut you up, shut you down, make you nothing but a bad memory for me.
Bottom Line: I can make damn sure you punkass muthass don't talk shit in my cribs, yo.
Oh, and given I've no intention of ever returning to KF, I've effectively castrated you.
Don't you brainless pieces of shit get it yet?
YOU. ARE. POWERLESS. YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO HARM ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
